Tinton Falls Middle School

some bum ass school made up of caucasians trying to be black and 2 black people who gave nobody the n-word pass. all girls wear 15 layers of mascara and only hollister jeans. who ever put that there are no 'e-children' - get a life u bum 8th grader.

What school do you go to?
Tinton Falls Middle School
Oh... so you're delusional..

by crustyho3 April 17, 2019

Twin Valley Middle School

In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.

Person 1: oh look, it's a holocaust museum!
Person 2: No, that's Twin Valley Middle School

by LukE12345657890 December 13, 2021

Hellmont Ridge Middle School

A slang term for a really shitty middle school.

P1: Where do you go to school?
P2: Hellmont Ridge Middle School

by boyboy626 August 6, 2016

Carl Sandburg Middle School

Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.

Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?

Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.

Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?

Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School

by Pineapple Dildo September 28, 2018

O.W Best Middle School

The most problematic middle school to ever exist. Everyone talks shit about you behind your back but never say it to your face. Bitches get jealous easily over pretty girls. Hella ugly boys/girls. Very hard to find someone thats unproblematic and pretty.

“Ay, what school you go to?”
“O.W Best Middle School”
“You dirty asf for going there…”

by broken table October 14, 2021

highland park middle school

A public school, that honestly is better than most private schools. Filled with kids of wealthy parents living in big houses. With wardrobes full of lululemon & most kids having a vaping adiction. In this school you can count on snobby kids who get everything there hearts desire.

oh look at those snobby highland park middle school kids

by jerika101 February 16, 2018

holcomb bridge middle school

A shit hole that everyone thinks is ghetto but if you go there you’ll realize that only the bathrooms are ghetto.

She goes to Holcomb Bridge middle school? Ew that place is ghetto

by Fuck pseudonym February 22, 2020