jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "
by Onearmedbandit788 January 20, 2024
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jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?
by Anal_Assassin February 20, 2018
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Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses
by blackjew1423 March 18, 2020
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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 07, 2024
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tyler the jew

makes stupid decisons thinks its okay if doesnt get negative feed back. has fat ass. no gel in hair but looks that way. has stupid friends the smart one in school but stupid in the streets. the dad of the group. has big ego at times. due to not smart friends. understandable but he can stand his ground, can be a bitch. jewish. super jewish
omg! its tyler the jew!
by cl0v March 31, 2022
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Jew out 9

Jew out 9, when someone has fucked you over massively, it can only be described as a Jew out 9
Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’

Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’
by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020
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jews

a jew is someone who was disliked by a tiny man with a ugly mustache
soldier: ZE JEWS ARE IN ZE ATTIC!!!!
*gunfire*
by simerboy November 16, 2021
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