Dick Slip

Similar to "nip slip" a "dick slip" is when a man's penis slips through the hole in his boxers at an inappropriate time.

"Dude! Dick slip much?"

by Andksbskd December 21, 2013

Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

by Dick York January 11, 2018

Turbo dick

(n) is when you mount a girl and give her the dick so fast and hard that you reach completion within 5-12 seconds. If she finishes you fucked up. Membling turbo dick under your breath is strongly encouraged to increase effectiveness.

Matt Brewer just gave you the turbo dick.

by The real Cookie Monster September 29, 2013

Coke Dick

After snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one's cock to become completely useless.
"To much blow and the cock won't grow"

Jake Clitties from an episode of Californication during the shooting of "Vaginatown" gets Coke Dick after snorting some coke before a scene

by infamous joker May 7, 2009

Dick Rock

A brand of rock and roll played by a bunch of dicks and or fags such as nickelback and creed.

Steve: Hey Jeff you want to listen to my new Nickelback CD?
Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.

by JHitch November 3, 2010

two dicks

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

by splinter barberino January 16, 2006

dick charmer

a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.

Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.

by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006