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Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.
"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".
by Olliepop October 26, 2012
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The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl
by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021
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angry pink

ohhh no no no

itll be big one day

just you wait

so big

they like it

just you wait
angry pink is funny af on instagram
by weeweestanky June 24, 2021
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Angry Buhdist

Most Buhdist Monks have taken a vow of gentile celibacy and a bow of living a peaceful life. However, They have been known to enjoy anal stimulation using all sorts of different items. Their favorite toy are anal beads. Sometimes a bead breaks off and gets stuck in their ass. This makes them angry. Hence the brake Angry Buhdist
Hey Chase, why you in such a bad mood? Your walking around like an Angry Buhdist with a bead stuck up your ass!
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
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angry drunken skunk

The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk
I fist popped that ass causing her to have a angry drunken skunk
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