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Taking a Kenzie 

you take a poop , usually in someones home other than yours
I kenzied in my butt
My friend was taking a kenzie at our house
Taking a Kenzie by anonymous January 3, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

Taking the piss 

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.
That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.
Taking the piss by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

taking the piss 

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.
That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.
taking the piss by fiachdubh April 4, 2024
Taking a piece of wood and inserting it into a vagina or penis tip then inserting the other end into a vagina or penis tip while simultaneously tickling each other
Josh and Mary went tilking together next to the lake
Tilking by Yuhi_TCG April 14, 2024