Statuatory Dap

The unconsentual dapping of a minor

"That guy that moved in next door was charged with Statuatory Dap last year"
''Oh geez what a maniac"

by Golden Handles445 May 23, 2022

Statue

How French Canadians say: "Is that you?"

*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."

by Anglo Guy June 6, 2022

statuesque

Statuesque means "like a statue," in the sense that someone is dignified, good looking, and maybe a little intimidating. It's an adjective that is almost always used to describe a tall woman, and it's most likely a compliment.

That woman is extremely statuesque. She looks lovely.

by •m• June 14, 2022

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Statisfying

The act of creating statistics of questionable value, but which have appealing conversational and socially entertaining value.

Baseball is very statisfying.

by Schmicky B. September 14, 2022

Statum

A nigga with a fat dick and balls. His balls are so big the scrape the ground when he walks

Yo look Statums balls are all the way on the ground

by SHESUGMA April 11, 2023

Statstrology

Statstrology was originally coined by Greg Guevara in 2023. It is implicitly derived from the word "Astrology". It is used in reference to when a person interprets data and extracts dubious meaning from it, usually without solid/unironic basis or understanding of it (and/or the data itself is dubious). Essentially, looking at data and seeing what you want to see.

"Look, this guy just came to the conclusion that 85% of goats love carrot cake whilst observing the strong correlation between sea levels and how much money I have in my bank account. He must be really into Statstrology"

by Southh May 18, 2023