Shit litter

Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)

Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.

by Orcharge October 16, 2020

Shit's Hard

Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.

"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."

by Little Walnut October 3, 2017

Shit-chimney

Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.

Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!

Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.

by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017

kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.

"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."

by TheBrucey October 14, 2017

fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity too bad.

It's fucken shit you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.

by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 14, 2017

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018