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Salad

n. The vegetable bits between the cheeseburger patty and the bun.
Extra bacon, but hold the salad.
by MrLaheysEnabler October 11, 2021
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Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
by Sausage September 25, 2014
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Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.
Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022
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Salad Boy

A homesexual vouyer and peeping tom. Is sometimes mistaken as a scot or vision of Lucifer disguised as Holstein milk cow. Can,be seen throwing gang signs around, a very short fat retarded boy named Damuelsaurus who isnt strictly a dick only gay boi like Salad Boy. They dont,do much in life until the stop ODing themselves by intravenous injection of pure black tar rooster jizz.
Hot woman:.. Look that guy has very small dirty penis..I bet hes a mudturtle.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.
by Sgt badmuthfer June 18, 2022
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Salad

A dish eaten by only the gayest of men.
"Bro, your eating a salad, you must be gay"

"Your actually so gay, you must eat salad bro"
by upamecano October 26, 2019
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Spicy salad toss

The action of getting your Anus orally stimulated while simultaneously having alcohol spit into the rectum
Last night was crazy, I got drunk as fuck during a spicy salad toss
by Spicy salad tosser July 24, 2021
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Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.
For our annual I made him a blood salad.
by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016
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