v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.
John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.
by STL king March 02, 2009
A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.
Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.
Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"
by Sunny Beach July 01, 2013
When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
by Technobish October 31, 2017
The shit of wisdom is when you need advise/wisdom the shit will come to you and if it is clean it, it is a yes and if it runny it is a no
by MrStealyoWhip May 12, 2019
When one runs into or sees a familiar face, they respond with gratitude and a welcoming demeanor. Often used when acquaintances have not seen each other for a long span of time.
(Walking out of the store and spots Dan) Mike: Look at this shit!
(While squinting) Dan: Is that you, Mike?! Long time no see!
(While squinting) Dan: Is that you, Mike?! Long time no see!
by msreynolds12 January 04, 2011
when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus
by eat more pies May 26, 2015
Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.
by iturner82 January 23, 2010