retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.

Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?

retardicorn by Memeperor February 12, 2021

Retardsexual 

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it

-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual

Retardsexual by The Real Dababy’s baby’s baby November 15, 2021

retardos 

A mexican retard

“Hey did you hear Juan Carlos Esposito got crushed by a crane at the site yesterday?”
“Fucking retardos”

retardos by nigadiga May 22, 2023

Goofy Retardation 

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

Goofy Retardation by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011

Lady Retarded 

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

Lady Retarded by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

Illegally Retarded 

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

Illegally Retarded by Iscariom June 6, 2014

Directionally Retarded 

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.

Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded

Directionally Retarded by LemonZest June 19, 2016