apple juice

DELICIOUS AMAZING BEST JUICE IF YOU SAY OTHER WISE U ARE A LOSER

apple juice is so badass

by turntechGodheadd October 4, 2020

cowboy juice

When you hang out with a country boy so much you cowboy juice your pants.

Wayne: howdy bertrude, why are your panties so wet
Bertrude: I'm sorry Wayne but whenever I'm around you, you make me cowboy juice my pants.

by Va.gina August 27, 2017

Jazzy Juice

1 handle of vodka (the cheaper the friskier you will get)
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug

= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster

drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop

No need for an example of Jazzy Juice ... make it and share your stories with all!

by Frijazz April 26, 2011

NOLA juice

the mixture of; rain water, beads, pis, ash, vomit, liquor, and other various non vaccine preventable diseases that can be found along the streets of New Orleans, particularly Bourbon street

Man I just ruined my jeans in NOLA juice!!

by wandering vol December 31, 2011

Shrimp Juice

Shrimp juice : a combination of semen and blood

When I pulled out... Shrimp juice came out of her Chocolate Starfish

by Csauce22 June 3, 2018

hockey juice

beer

hey kids...bring dad a hockey juice please

by mstuffet June 7, 2011

Jihad Juice

A foul tasting/smelling blend of blood, anal secretions, shit, semen, and sweat created when a man (usually a jihadi) fucks a farm animal hard.

Qassim Aziz: Oooh, Abu Salat! This goat was delivered to me by Allah himself!

Abu Salat: Dammit, be more careful, Qassim Aziz! You are splattering me with Jihad Juice!

by shantibebeh July 28, 2016