by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
Get the Mike Donemug. The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...
by Crazycandy3 January 4, 2013
Get the Mike rzepkamug. by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
Get the Mikemug. Mike - short for gambling addict
The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
by Pissplay November 22, 2022
Get the Mikemug. by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
Get the Mike Jonesmug. Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
Get the Mike Lifemug. Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
Get the Mikemug.