man united

A typical shit team. Often nick named man united but there original name is Manure defined in German to man ushited which Can be understood as man, you shited. This shit football club based in the north west of Zimbabwe is one of the most boring teams in world football. There fans are all from Africa and the club is hated by everyone. All of their fans are called gloryhunters.

"Dad, why is that ref wearing a manure shirt? As he is a referee shouldn't he be neutral?"
"No son! Manure/man ushited are controlled by an alcoholic cokehead man Who is 70+ year old."His name? Son shouts "Baconface" the brainy owl explains. Man united = shit cokehead junky bastards. + Ferdinand smokes crack

man united by fleetoppppppp December 18, 2013

man-splaining

A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.

Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?

man-splaining by JustnIst October 11, 2020

man crush 

the true test of determining a man crush is simple. If one has a man crush on someone else, that person would be willing to hold their crush all night long if asked. This holding is in no way sexual, simply emotional. And there is nothing wrong with sleeping in the same bed as another person towards whom you have no sexual attraction. man up.

Dan: i have a man crush Clive Owen. If he asked me to hold him all night long i would say yes

man crush by defyingdefiner March 16, 2009

man dragon 

a huge cock capable of splitting bitches open, thusly they scream as if they are getting attacked by a dragon. The man dragon makes loose holes tight.

guy: Take my man dragon you whore!
girl:ahhhhh it is so big it hurts
guy: yeeeeaaahhhhhhh!

man dragon by Mitka April 11, 2004

Man Dime

A "Man Dime" is a male who is ranked 10 on the attractiveness scale.

Coined by Rob Dyrdek, during Fantasy Factory season 4, "Project Man Dime." Used to describe Christopher "Drama" Path.

Much like a "Dime Piece," used when referring to a hot girl.

(Friend 1) "Bro, check out how tan that dude looks!"

(Friend 2) "Yeah, he's a Man Dime!"

Man Dime by wdub11 May 12, 2011

Man-Faye 

To end up having a gruesomely hideous cosplay. Usually given to male crossplayers

If you're going to go as Sailor Moon, make sure you don't end up pulling a man-faye.

Man-Faye by Justin November 21, 2003

man-sandals 

Warm weather footwear constructed of wide straps that do not cover the entire foot and are to be worn by men. Typically worn with straps that are retained at the ankle as well as the toes of the foot. These can be constructed of leather or fabric and must be of pronounced masculinity in appearance. These sandals can be worn as dress, casual, or active wear. Not to be confused with non-manly, light colored, open healed flip-flop type sandals or narrow strapped high-heeled sandals for women.

I was thinking of getting a pair of man-sandals, but I don't know, they still sound sort of gay. But then I saw my friend's Tivas, and knew I had to get a pair. Other examples are those worn by the ancient Greek men.

man-sandals by Edo1 July 30, 2008