minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017

air kick

When someone, most likely a guitarist of a rockband, throws a kick in the air during a song.

Damn, have you seen Andrew Stockdales air kick during his solo in "Dimension"?

by airkick April 25, 2017

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

by klownposse June 7, 2017

Coyote Kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

I just gave my girlfriend Bonnie a coyote kick

by Alexander hot pocket July 1, 2017

Kightley Kick

When you repeatedly fail to kick start a perfectly easy to start motorcycle

He should be banished from the kingdom for such a kightley kick.

by Dick0 November 17, 2017

kick boulders

Telling someone to try really hard to get the fuck out of here or there.

Why are you here, bitch kick boulders

by Ms_Sassy November 21, 2017