January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.
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**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
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