A rare species of human known for effortlessly walking the line between chaotic confidence and accidental legend. Often shows up late, leaves early, somehow still becomes the main character. Allegedly powered by iced coffee, bad decisions, and the widely rumored possession of a horsecock (source: Jackson himself, his friends, and at least one drunk group chat).
“Don’t invite Jackson, he’ll steal the spotlight, eat all the food, and remind everyone about the horsecock rumor by accident.”
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Lamar Jackson is a hiesman winner all pro Quarterback in the NFL who dominated the league playing for the Baltimore Ravens drafted in 2018.
Lamar is a 2 time MVP as of 2025 who has the best Passer rating in all of NFL history and the Most rushing yards for a Quarterback (one again in NFL history)
In 2024 Lamar run the football into the end zone at 21.7 MPH making him the fastest Quarterback.
Lamar Jackson is a hiesman winner all pro Quarterback in the NFL who dominated the league playing for the Baltimore Ravens drafted in 2018.
Lamar is a 2 time MVP as of 2025 who has the best Passer rating in all of NFL history and the Most rushing yards for a Quarterback (one again in NFL history)
In 2024 Lamar run the football into the end zone at 21.7 MPH making him the fastest Quarterback.
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