Alabama Mud Slushee

While doing anal, your girls butthole is so full of shit, you drop chipped ice in it and furiously bang it, creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

Man, me and the old lady were doing butt stuff but she was full of shit. So, I dropped some chipped ice into her butthole and we mad an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome.

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025

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Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.

Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021

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Mississippi mud trap

When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight

by VinnieXX September 7, 2022

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Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

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