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East Mountain High School 

A small, green charter school in Sandia Park, New Mexico, about a 25 minute drive from Albuquerque. The school consists of about 350 students in 4 1/2 portable Tuff Shed buildings. The class sizes are small, ranging from 13-21 students in a class.

The student's schedual is divided into 4, hour and a half block classes that are changed after Christmas.
There are no such things as cliques, but there are groups. Most everyone is extremely social and outgoing, except for the wierd kids, of course (just kidding...)
The electives kinda suck.
Students from other schools are always hating on us, saying we have a huge drug problem and that our school is "gay" and "lame". These kids usually come from huge public schools and have no sense of individuality.
Most of the students attending can't wait to leave, but once they do, they miss it more than anything.

A.K.A: East, EMHS
Dang, I sure do miss East Mountain High School.
East Mountain High School by EMHS November 22, 2010
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Old Bridge High School 

quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"

gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry
kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"
Old Bridge High School by Mike September 28, 2004

chatham high school

For someone who grew up in a town where you had to worry about being kidnapped, stabbed, beaten and mugged, not a bad place to grow up.

Maybe the people are snobby, and that's wrong, but having snotty neighbors beats having neighbors that raped the little girl that moved into your old house.

Being rich, drunk and snobby is obnoxious, but complaining about how rich drunk and snobby everyone else is and about how boring it is here is pretty obnoxious, too.

Be thankful for what you've got and what you haven't had to put up with and worry about for the last however many years and shut the fuck up.

Chatham is a nice place, Chatham High School is a great school (number two in the state) and the drinking, cheating and snobbery happens in any other suburban high school. A much better definition would be whiny, rich kids who don't appreciate what they've got.
I'm glad we moved to Chatham so that I could get a damned good education and not have to worry about elementary school knife fights.

Kerr High School 

A very small high school in Alief ISD, Houston TX. This district is generally stereotyped to be what you call "Ghetto", but this one high school is the one place where you can go and have more asians and whites than blacks. Which is very weird.

The school has a non-traditional form of learning. Instead of separating each grade, all grades and levels come together and work in a gigantic, spacious room. The students receive PAKs, which they are to complete within a certain amount of time. Usually about a week. The students basically can do what ever, when ever, as long as they meet their due dates. They usually have one "seminar' per PAK, which is basically a brief teaching of what it contains. This system allows the students to work at their own pace...even graduate early, or finish their year off ahead of everyone else.

All the nerds run to Kerr after middle school.
"Hey! What'd ja' get on your report card?"
"All hundreds!"
"SWEET! You're sure to go to Kerr High School!"

Swartz Creek High School 

A trashy school that had a video get leaked about how 2 girls said the n word with an er and it got leaked out within the span of 12 hours.
Person 1: Hey you go to Swartz Creek High School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you seen this video of these girls?

orange lutheran high school 

orange lutheran highschool also known as olu located in orange, california is home to all of the virgins and instagram popular people it is basically social media school. students r either extremely innocent and don’t know what drugs are or are doing coke in the bathroom
oh u go to orange lutheran high school what is that

Marquette University HIGH School 

The rawest baddest school filled with straight up guidos and pimps. An all male private catholic school that had more weed and booty at its dancing than any public school. This place has the fuckin heaviest backpacks in the world on deck and for the most part the smartest motherfuckers in the area. They win a fuckin state championship every fuckin year. Guys from aother schools hate these dudes because their girls love'm. The school is filled with cocky niggas but can you blame them?? shit. half of the people are either really rich or really poor. the school is loaded with cash. bathroom always super clean as are all the classrooms and hallways. schools in the area hate because their schools smell like shit. You go to their football games and they are loaded with fans. Girls from all over the area are always rooting for their team because thier own school teams are whack ass fuck. the only good thing about other school are usually the girls poms teams. damn they girls is sexy. Marquette's got some crasy ass chants noone understands but some classics too. "Sloppy broskis" is very popular. most importantly filled with hoes from other school. Especially that DIvine Savior High School (an all girls school) dammn those girls are craving some BIGi socks at all times. The toppers. gotta love their mascot. its atleast not something weak like a pope. ANyways trust me if you ever meet someone from there they are amazingf so fuckem or become best friends with them before its too late.