Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD

She is something else. When she goes for a guy, shes not the ol' Lets spend some time together and get to know eachother, shes the type of girl to be like imma tie you up to a tree naked by rope and use 476 AD midevil rape weapons to use on her victoms. So if your the one tied to the tree then holy shit because whatever she wants to do to you she will do. The not so bad side of it is that when shes naked to, shes definently something amazing to be looking at... one more thing, shes "5,1" and has a big ass, firm tits and a gourgeous face so it wont be all that bad; best of luck!

I was raped by Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD ast night...

by Scott.R_4105 September 12, 2018

Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous

A genetically related sibling from the same mother.

She's my Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous!

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

dua to get divorce from husband 9587275411

Love is the thing, which can bind you or anyone with other one, after then that other person becomes special for you as you become special for him/her. Love teaches us the best way to live the life with happiness and fun. Love is the precious feeling of everyone’s heart, it can neither be created nor be destroyed for someone special for you. Love just come in the heart and goes from the heart itself. Love is the God gifted love liest feeling of heart ever on the earth.

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dua to get divorce from husband 9587275411

by mantrafordivorce April 24, 2019

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

But your really reading gay porn

Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)

Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"

You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.

by RollingPotato November 15, 2017