Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.
Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!
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Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
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Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99
Top five oldest year 7s are very very young
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high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.
Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
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Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.
"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."
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Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
by starkhitecture January 18, 2011
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love five

When you go for a low five but end up holding hands for like five minutes.
We were just hanging out and then she gave me a sick love five!
by Rumbutt January 10, 2016
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