Ethan

an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.

Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.

by admirekisses December 11, 2021

ethan

someone easily tiltable when playing video games

hey man don't be an ethan, it's just a game

by wordgod6969 July 7, 2019

Ethan

The biggest faggot alive

Look at Ethan he’s so gay

by Youngod277 November 9, 2018

Ethan

ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

a gay mexican

ethan enjoys getting pegged in the butt

by toeandpplicker May 7, 2024

Ethan

A cool guy with a very large penis that the ladies won’t be disappointed with

Girl1: OMG I could use some Ethan now

Girl2: oh yes he was a very big cock

by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020

ethan kelly

ethan kelly is horrible at 8 ball and is a handyman.

that’s ethan kelly! he is absolutely horrible at 8 ball.

by imsogoodat8ball November 28, 2021