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Dylan

Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.
"Dang what was that smell?"

"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."
by badbitties May 19, 2022
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Dylan

dylan, the bestest of friend you'll ever have,

the most loving boy you'll meet, if you meet a boy named dylan, keep him, hes the most loyal, comforting person youll meet,,
he will be an amazing boyfriend, he will take care of u, and he will be so protective,,
he might get annoying,, but he is sure the hottest boy you'll meet, the most loving, charming, handsome overall perfect boy,
how is dylan so cutee??
by froggoeee July 8, 2021
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Dylan Rossetti

A thoughtful and caring person. If you ever meet one, you will be lucky to call them your boyfriend
Man, I wish Dylan Rossetti was my boyfriend
by That Girl 106 June 21, 2023
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Dylan

Kid who rapes children and poops in there eyelids
that dude is such a Dylan
by debitcard1 November 21, 2021
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dylan

niggas named dylan have the largest penises
dylan put your dick away there are kids here
by NotDylanShhhhhh September 5, 2018
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Dylan

the sexiest man alive with a big dick it’s 7592742864727382864827:7187;8173827482),$/8)3).&$48/),jfishfiaibdu),^€>~iisfhaiheusj trillidecimegameters long (rough estimate)
by bobthebuilderlikesmorbius June 29, 2022
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Dylan jones

A hottie very muscular and great guy so cute and very good guy who loves dirtbikes
Dylan jones means the best looking guy and strongest in the world
by Jonesdude November 21, 2021
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