Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.
by badbitties May 19, 2022

dylan, the bestest of friend you'll ever have,
the most loving boy you'll meet, if you meet a boy named dylan, keep him, hes the most loyal, comforting person youll meet,,
he will be an amazing boyfriend, he will take care of u, and he will be so protective,,
he might get annoying,, but he is sure the hottest boy you'll meet, the most loving, charming, handsome overall perfect boy,
the most loving boy you'll meet, if you meet a boy named dylan, keep him, hes the most loyal, comforting person youll meet,,
he will be an amazing boyfriend, he will take care of u, and he will be so protective,,
he might get annoying,, but he is sure the hottest boy you'll meet, the most loving, charming, handsome overall perfect boy,
how is dylan so cutee??
by froggoeee July 8, 2021

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dylan put your dick away there are kids here
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the sexiest man alive with a big dick it’s 7592742864727382864827:7187;8173827482),$/8)3).&$48/),jfishfiaibdu),^€>~iisfhaiheusj trillidecimegameters long (rough estimate)
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