Dylan

A really sadistic person. Really.

Dylan: “Wow my friends just broke up. That’s so funny!”
Everyone else: “Bro”

by material gowrlll💅💅 December 27, 2021

Horny Dylan

Sometimes you hear wolfs howling at night but sometimes its a Horny Dylan. They happen once in a blue moon sadly.

"Did you hear that Horny Dylan. It was very loud"

by Horny Giver December 27, 2021

Dylan

(V) to jump a fence using only your hands, propelling the rest of your body over it

Made popular by TVs Dylan McKay on Beverly Hills, 90210

John just Dylaned the fence

by BIGSKUUB December 29, 2021

dylan giving up

when he says nvm to his gf halie

halie: waite wyd

dylan: omg nvm

dylan giving up

by yuhhh;( May 18, 2022

dylan giving up

when he says nvm to his gf halie

halie: waite wyd

dylan: omg nvm

dylan giving up

by yuhhh;( May 18, 2022

Dylan

Idk man, as someone w/ a Dylan in dere school he's very pretty....like very pretty.....I hope he knows this is directly to him. No I ain't liking him tho he's just pretty and it gets me all tomato skinned

"Author Dylans behind you."

*instantly red* "what"

by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022

Dylan

Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.

"Dang what was that smell?"

"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."

by badbitties May 19, 2022