Tia: come on just one more
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room
by Nobylomaim March 11, 2021

Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )
by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018

by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018

When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.
by Jmpatx March 12, 2021

The attitude one portrays before the consumption if alcohol which includes a crazy, drunk, inebriated behavior.
by bearfan06 March 9, 2012

Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.
by savcanrhyme September 22, 2017

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
by Critton August 25, 2013
