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Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.
Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023
mugGet the Drunk Land Whalemug.

Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.
Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.
by Swampybaby June 23, 2021
mugGet the Tourettes drunkmug.

Drunk

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...
Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
mugGet the Drunkmug.

Drunk Bennis

A guy named Ben who references his penis
I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.
by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024
mugGet the Drunk Bennismug.

disney drunk

When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.
Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.
by Ezra A. July 23, 2016
mugGet the disney drunkmug.

Drunk

Like an uncle, only drunker.
When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)
by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023
mugGet the Drunkmug.

drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink
Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"
by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010
mugGet the drunk frontmug.

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