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Tech douche

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.
I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone
by Blueice76 February 8, 2023
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Douche Wagon

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"
by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022
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douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.
My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.
by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
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Diesel Douche

A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.
He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
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Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.
Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche
by JackHill July 18, 2022
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