Urban douche

Someone that tries to create a definition for their name or their girlfriend's / boyfriend's name. The definition typically consists of calling themselves or their significant other the most beautiful or handsome person in the world.

Person 1: Stephen submitted a definition for his own name that talks about how cool he is.

Person 2: What an Urban douche!

by Kevin the Hun March 6, 2020

Alpha-Douche

Someone who consistently interrupts people thinking he knows where they're going but its wrong. They deny having this trait and often claim to never be wrong. They also take advantage of word play in bets and attempts to convince everyone he/she is not a contradictor but everyone knows he/she is. Usually only makes bets he/she cannot lose.

My boss is an Alpha-Douche

by TTsadfasdf51321321321asdf June 16, 2018

Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.

Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?

by tookis April 5, 2010

Douche Barge

One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.

Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.

by heyporcupine December 30, 2014

Douche Bag

Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.

Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag

by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010

Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

Deja douche

When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.

"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"

by buckfutter666 March 11, 2014