Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

Baby Bird Feeding

Baby Bird Feeding (BBF) is the act of a man ejaculating into a woman’s mouth which she in return spits back into his mouth. In similar fashion of a mother bird feeding one of her babies.

Damn Blake is really into Baby Bird Feeding...he’s kinda sus.

by Yvng Pablo April 21, 2021

Bolivian Bird Flu

The general run-down state a female finds herself in after a long weekend sniffing cocaine, or Bolivian marching powder, with symptoms such as drowsiness, headache, nausea, blocked nose, sore throat, chills, fever, general discomfort, which may mimic those caused by the influenza virion but are actually the downside effects of a weekend of high hedonism.

Female 1: Where's Jen tonight?

Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.

by Ben H. Patrick December 14, 2012

Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.

My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.

by Cyan_Pile July 24, 2016

did his bird

Cockney slang for an individual who served a substantial time in prison without grassing or squealing and kept his head down. Often said in a tone of respect

They threw the book at Johnny, he got 10 years, kept his mouth shut- did his bird

by RandallStephens January 16, 2017

Chick-Fil-A Bird

A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.

Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"

Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."

by yobudwassup April 7, 2014

asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011