rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

snake smacking day

A day went people come together to hit snakes

Wow it's snake smacking day hooray

by anonymous January 22, 2023

snake

my (ex) bff

chloe is such a fkin snake

by B*tchyUnicorn January 18, 2018

The snake

Cutting your tongue into to parts so you can lick the ass and pussy at the same time

Dude I got the snake so I could like her ass and pussy at the same time

by Stonedbong February 1, 2020

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Snake

An underrated pet/animal that are not out to get you

P1: I just got a snake!

P2: aren’t they evil?

P1: no! They are adorable and with time, become your best friend

by Snakesrock835 July 26, 2020