Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.

My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.

by SevenEvils April 18, 2015

Sappy twat

Slushy charmy fool

Sappy twat get a happy slap from an unhappy ragmuncher

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Twat faced

Brazen or obvious

That is such a twat faced lie Stephen!!

by BaldRick77 November 2, 2023

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015

Twat

a person who normally is related to a person named Riley who is a utter prick and deserves to go suck the biggest of dicks

Rileys brother is a utter twat

by LLLuxifer September 10, 2021

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

twat fragle

I don't know Dan said during katamari Damacy

Dan: oh it says up and fragile.
Arin: What did you think it said?
Dan: twat fragle

by darkclaw wolfgod October 8, 2023