Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)

Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!

by archivista January 17, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025

Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99

Top five oldest year 7s are very very young

by Aliminatory October 26, 2022

high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids October 15, 2015

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022

high five

the act of giving somebody gonorrhea, aka the clap

guy 1: "yo last night i gave becky a high five"
guy 2: "thats disgusting get that treated"

by l0bstersarep30ple2 November 07, 2020