Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

pillsbury cracker

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Cracker bible

Crack dealer carries a bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money

by I am Keith March 23, 2024

Crackers

A “derogatory” term founded by white supremacists, to seem like they’re oppressed, when they’re really not. This has backfired, as when most of the time when people use the term, they use it sarcastically or in a satire way.

White guy: *just there*
Person: crackers lul you rasicts!!!!!!!!!
White guy: *facepalm*

by Stupid Af June 23, 2021

Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021