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Turkey

When you call a girl a turkey it means she can gobble it down
by Owa owa January 11, 2021
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Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.
Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
by Coastiekid20 January 16, 2024
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Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
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Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.
That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.
by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023
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Turkey

Someone who is child-like or spirited.
by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023
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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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turkey

will fuck anybody/for everybody
noah and mod some turkeys cause they fucked all them hoes
by bigdick89 March 10, 2020
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