calm your ponies

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.

"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"

by buzz90 September 6, 2007

Your third leg

Did you know your penis is an undeveloped third leg, crazy ik... but hear me out.

Joe: Yo, my penis is hard!
Sam: Dumbass, Thats your third leg!!!

by iheart7 February 21, 2023

Chicken in your plughole

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.

Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!

by It’s_Ok_On_Tuesday April 11, 2021

Chill your grill

To tell someone to calm the hell down when they are overly excited for a stupid reason.

"OMG! I totally just invented a new expression!"
response: "Dude, chill your grill!"

by MetalGooseSolid February 14, 2012

Watch your langwing

The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos

F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!

by Lost_in_translation September 9, 2016

eat your head

When some subject completely consumes your mind.

You cannot allow the horror of this Trumpian Tragedy to eat your head!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019