jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker

that man is named Jizz waffle

by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023

Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something

‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage’
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”

by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021

Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.

Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.

by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020

anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork

Dude I just got anxious waffles!!

by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017

Waffle Gang

To be a member of or to refer to a group of individuals who own the standard version of the Steyr AUG series of rifles, of which use magazines that have the same color and grid pattern that are reminiscent of a waffle.

Jim: I just got a brand new AUG today!
Steve: Are you Waffle Gang or NATO Gang?
Jim: Waffle Gang rise up!

by HutchV2.0 March 24, 2024

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 5, 2020