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i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.
Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.
i will in me fuck by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;) 

Please publish this, i will slip you twenty and will make sure nobody is going to ask if youre ready for a bad time ;)
Please i promise that i will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

Tally Wally 

The lifetime companion of Chubby Bubby.
Is your best friend and together you're just a little bit ✨special squared✨
They have other names too, but this one just seems to fit better, as you know, they are very tall and wall rhymes so yep.
They are a decent musician and sometimes smart.
Tally Wally! Good to see you bestie!! :D
Tally Wally by here_be_ducks October 17, 2022

Dirty Willa 

To attack someone with a bucket of horse semen whilst yodeling then proceeding to have intercourse with a lactating camel.
I pulled such a Dirty Willa on jeremy last weekend
Dirty Willa by NebJo November 8, 2022

The reason I will not succeed in life 

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life

But eventually the word will phase from existence

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But eventually the word will phase from existenceBut eventually the word will phase from existenceBut eventually the word will phase from existenceBut eventually the word will phase from existenceBut eventually the word will phase from existence
"But eventually the word will phase from existence"