by TheOnlyTrueCoco October 31, 2020

A wackin willy is the power of the mind that controls hormones and sends and receives them, wackin Willy sends sex particles to the penis to make it firm.
“ Damn bro I’m gonna go home and focus on wackin Willy so I can exercise my right arm for 20 minutes.”
by Notlikewiener666 April 5, 2023

When you scratch and sniff after touching yourself in class under the desk, and it smells like butterscotch.
by RyGuyRyan14 June 28, 2025

English Definition
This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.
German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.
German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz
English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.
German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!
German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz
English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.
German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!
German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
by Viko and Tony October 17, 2008

Willie is a good man at heart but unfortunately makes poor decisions. If you find yourself attracted to a Willie, please hold tight and bunker down for the emotional rollercoaster you're about to embark on. If you show this man attention he will indeed mess with you as he messes with everybody who gives him the time of day. He will drain your energy and steal your heart with his narcissistic ways.
Willie is a narcissist.
by Kaitlyn D. November 22, 2023

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by bigshlongdaddy123 April 22, 2024
