Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

pussy whipped

being so down bad for a girl you just met, and spending absurd amounts of time with her for consecutive days (ex. Salvatore Zani)

He is so pussy whipped for that girl he showed up to her work to spend time with her.

by bareassinthebackseat April 1, 2025

Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

Sex

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!

by anonymous May 5, 2025

whip

A tool to make black ass niggas scared and made them GET BACK TO WOOOOORK

The niggers make me whip

by Dumpring lover 88 May 9, 2025

I'm finna whip this ho

A phrase shouted before immediately crashing your car into a streetlight.

"I'm finna whip this ho"
*car accident noises*

by Rick Bahbosa May 26, 2025

Whip

Originally the OG Whip was the way a pimp kept his women in the fold. Later expanded to mean any man with a high status car he used as a tool for seduction to keep a woman interested or "whipped".

"Let her do her thing, give brain in the whip"

-Memphis Bleek "Is That Yo Chick?" feat. Jay Z, Missy Elliott 2000

by The AMG Gangster November 25, 2023

dia whipped bitch

a guy named zerxys who let's let's dia control their entire life (ONLY DURING WINTER BREAK), and has no opinion without the say so of dia.

You deserve to be rewarded in some way for your patience, so ill be your dia whipped bitch for the duration of winter break.

by Zerxys November 26, 2023