a vagina that protrudes out a little farther than any normal vagina; usually due to excessive drinking, or rough vaginal intercourse, can sometimes lead to death.
Hey Krista, your bulbous vagina is showing through your tights!
Yo, I was bangin' this chick last night and her bulbous vagina swallowed me whole.
Yo, I was bangin' this chick last night and her bulbous vagina swallowed me whole.
by notinmypoopholeplease November 12, 2008
another form of totes my goats, totes vagina is used when you have the urge to say the word vagina, with a good excuse.
by emi.stew August 20, 2010
1.) When it became apparent that simple-minded belligerence would not help him in his war against America and other Free-minded peoples, Osama Bin Laden put on his Vagina Pants and turned to hiding in caves.
2.) Osama Bin Laden is a Vagina Pants.
2.) Osama Bin Laden is a Vagina Pants.
by XSlime July 01, 2009
by Tim the destroyer of Jennifer December 08, 2011
by lisa limpdick January 29, 2011
When a female says hello using her vagina.
They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.
You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.
See also: slore, easy, slut, whore
They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.
You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.
See also: slore, easy, slut, whore
by youwasright October 21, 2014