by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the TURTLE mug.Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle
Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell
by lingoguy April 17, 2014
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by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013
Get the Turtle mug.When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.
When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.
by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016
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It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
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by MissMartini September 7, 2025
Get the Sea Turtled mug.A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.
The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
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