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turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small
My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.
by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017
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Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
mugGet the Turkey-blastedmug.

Turkey

Someone who is child-like or spirited.
by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023
mugGet the Turkeymug.

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
mugGet the Turkey’s neckmug.

Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.
That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.
by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023
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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
mugGet the Turkey Blastmug.

turkey

will fuck anybody/for everybody
noah and mod some turkeys cause they fucked all them hoes
by bigdick89 March 10, 2020
mugGet the turkeymug.

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