Virgin

Me

I'm a virgin because I have never used my pee pee in my life.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021

Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Virginity

Something you lose to a hobo.

i have no virginity

by PIKACHU AT STIP CLUBS July 24, 2016

Virgin

You will die as one.

or maybe you wil not die as a virgin, soon you will find someone who loves you, i promise <3

by TristonResis April 7, 2022

Virgin

The guy who writes urban dictionary definitions in his free time. (May also be affiliated with JOJO Biden.)

Damn Ima virgin

by Neverhadsex January 20, 2022

Virgin Dumper

A brand new toilet that has never been used before like in a brand new building.

Don't worry, that place has got virgin dumpers. It's clean lol.

by Daniel O,conner July 9, 2025

virgin

Luis

Virgin also known as Luis is a fag who closes your window while playing papa's wingeria

by Luis's Daddy September 17, 2019