Sam

Bit of a dick but means well.

Obsessed with eggs but hates almonds

Person 1: Hey look there’s sam!
Person 2: bet he loves eggs

by Forg862 November 21, 2021

sam

a man whore

"god, you know sam? he's such a man whore."

by lilyshoneys February 20, 2020

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020

Sam

The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving

I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband

by Myherba June 22, 2023

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Sam

a man with a meter long shlong

hes sam ofc

by hjjidnfgjlkefnilgnuetirngjilkt March 11, 2022

Sam

A bitch.

Look at that Sam!
Dont call him sammy!

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019