Bill Schwarfsky

The name of every FBI agent watching you, ever.

Dude, do you think Bill Schwarfsky saw me rail that line off Becca's tits?

by Chronic Deuce November 7, 2019

Horse Box Bill

A terminology used to refer to some who continuously uses a horse box for the toilet.

Ohh where has he gone. He’s away being a horse box Bill.

by Topher W May 6, 2025

Bill

Bill is a sweet guy kinda quite but is normally the leader in his group of friends and is VERY loyal to his friends and family

"Hey do you know who bill is"
"Yeah hes my friend hes very loyal I think you'll like him"

by Person........ January 2, 2021

Bill Mill

A hospital or medical practice that is far better at billing, than it is at actually treating patients. Theses are especially common around the larger urban areas, where a large part of the population receives their insurance "through the state". It's well known that these types of insurance plans are much easier to overbill and flat-out rip-off, due to incompetence, ineptitude and ignorance, which of course is never in short supply in ANY state office.

I've been to the medical rehab place five times, and seen a different doctor every time, and still have got no real treatment or relief, it's just a "bill mill".

by Rob Mooers May 28, 2014

Bill

That one guy that's so funny you can get a gut infection from laughing so hard. Or you could get a gut infection because Bill stabbed you. Bill could be the best, funniest, most wonderful person you've ever met, or the next Ted Bundy. Either way, Bill is a nice guy.

1: do you wanna go to Bill's house
2: whos Bill
1: *checks urban dictionary* *shows this definition to "2"*
2: ohk :)

by fartblaster600 May 31, 2023

Bill Cipher

A one trillion and twelve year old yellow chaos god shaped similarly to a triangle three-sided polygon with three angles and the Eye of Providence, wearing a tophat and shape similar to that of a bow tie, whilst also only sporting one eye, leading to a major lack of depth perception that he doesn't give a damn about. One of Bill's most well known instances is that of a moment in which he sang "We'll Meet Again," while playing a piano with major inaccuracies to the song, with his status as an insane chaos god, it was likely intentional, as he forced the piano to properly play the song.

"For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a universe to call my own. Name's Bill Cipher!"

by NotARealTriangle August 23, 2024

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023