Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.
by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019
Get the Max Simpsonmug. The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.
"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."
by revolade April 9, 2025
Get the chode maxxingmug. When your ginger friend with a big behind forgets everything he was going to say to you right before he says it.
by Auditoriums malleable May 30, 2025
Get the Pulling a Maxmug. a sexy lanky bloke who is kind and respectful of others im surprised how he dosent have a girlfriend right now.
by Vanny from fnaf July 10, 2022
Get the MAX TURNERmug. edge maxing is when you keep edging for a long time until you cant hold it anymore no matter your cirCUMstances.
I was edge maxing for the past 4 hours but then I couldn't edge for any longer and I had to let a huge load of my cum out that day of edge maxing was my new record
by maximus dunghole January 5, 2024
Get the edge maxingmug. Loves eating men's cakes handmade in the gym. Loves caressing men's cakes with tenderness and juiciness. Particularly loves eating chocolate men's cake
Max looked at Mafarrel's cake with complete shock and astonishment. He began to approach him and started massaging his tender spongy cake.
by maxlovescake November 27, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Drake said this in a livestream, it basically means “i need a max win” which explains that he is a gambler and wants to win big.
by Niggahater16 January 6, 2024
Get the Anita max wynnmug.