Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours

dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men

by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022

Christian

Has a big P

Theo: Christian is Gay and Has a big P

by Chrisi D May 16, 2022

Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.

Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.

by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022

Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019

Christian Saba

Batman’s secret identity.

Christian Saba is him.

by KoolKermit March 23, 2024

Christian

Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans

Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football

Girl 2: He is properly a Christian

I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)

by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021

Christian

A literal firecracker usually doesn't care about people's feelings and he would rather think logic than have emotion. A very mean man. When people are trying to get him on task and help him he gets all defensive and doesn't care about anybody else but himself. Usually, he is kind of tall and he always wears sweaters with brown hair. Really racist sometimes. But he also has some things deep and hidden that he doesn't want to bring up that happened in his past. He also has low self-esteem. Overall mid man.

Yo Christians heading this way! no!

Ugggg please be quiet Christian your being mean.

by GreenSmellyman April 27, 2022