Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.

I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.

by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021

Angry parrot

A sex position where the girl flaps like like a parrot on top.

We heard Annah CAWING when her and Chris were angry parroting this weekend.

by Ballsmalls February 16, 2022

angry drunken skunk

When you drunkenly blow your load on a charcoal colored black girls forehead

Last night I gave this black girl an angry drunken skunk

by Niggerhatinme April 13, 2016

Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.

He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.

by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012

With the freeze come the angry Chinese

Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.

After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”

by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025

Angry Wine

When you wife drinks wine of over 14% and is a crazy cow when the bottle has been polished off.

Babe is that angry wine or loving wine.

by Cameraman uk September 14, 2020

Angry Charles

When you take a dump, wipe using someone's clean underwear, and place the underwear back into the persons underwear drawer without their knowledge.

Named after a terrible manny.

Tom gave Steve the ole Angry Charles for drinking all of his beer at the party.

by Kozzybear May 27, 2017