Jacob Diedrich

my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse

Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.

by shawnte's dictionary January 30, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.

Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍

by uhhhhidk.. December 9, 2023

Jacob

When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.

Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you

by Majeymoo December 7, 2019

Jacob better

jacob is trash at fartnite everyone hates him

¨i really hate Jacob better

by i dont like it January 9, 2020

Jacob

The most amazing guy in the world, will treat you with the most respect and loyalty.

cares so much for everyone, and has such a big heart. Jacob is sweet, fun, loving, caring, sporty and handsome af

"jacob is so sporty I wish I was as good as him"

by xoxoariella July 26, 2021

Jacob

He is very vegan. Vegan is everything for him. His love, his race, and his friends. Vegan

"I am vegan." Jacob says awkwardly

by battweryac1d January 31, 2022

Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022