the a n f special

wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget

woah man matt orths gay as hell

by john john January 3, 2005

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Jack Frost Special

When you eat ice cream during the dead of winter, or generally when it's freezing outside.

"Jean says that she's cold and she's in the mood for my white creamy Jack Frost Special."

by Juvo415 December 10, 2009

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Hot Plate Special

Noun. N. After you sit down on a toilet seat, you immediately discover it's warm from the previous sitter.

Verb. v. The act of receiving a Hot Plate Special.

Noun. I sat down to shit and was unpleasantly shocked with a Hot Plate Special.

Verb. Fuck Bro, I was Hot Plated during my morning glory.

by PEN30 2x the size January 13, 2015

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Big Willie Special

Anal sex before vaginal sex because your partner orgasms to fast.

Had to give her the Big Willie Special so she doesn't get off to soon and buck me off.

by Solo27 July 30, 2017

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A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.

Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.

Buddy: How did it go?

Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.

by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019

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Alabama Dinner Special

Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.

See also: admiral

Uncle daddy was fucking me from behind last night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.

by Threedickeddinosaur September 14, 2017

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