An uneducated, poorly trained policeman who is stationed at a middle or high school. These cops are often seen roaming around the hallways listening in on students conversation like that weird kid who wanders around you and your freinds until somebody sais something to them. When not roaming, they will most often be found in the office somewhere giving some lame threat to a kid who brought matches or a toy knife to school. Your principle, most likely, will often bring them up to try to scare large groups of kids. I think it is fair to say that these failures would only be useful in a school shooting.
Principle: And I swear to God, if we find any drugs, alcohol, lighters, or laser pointers in your backpacks. We will refer you to Officer _ _ _ _ _.
Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop
School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.
Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop
School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.
by NathanTheDankMan April 20, 2010
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Steve’s been acting weird I think he may bring school supplies
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Steve’s been acting weird I think he may bring school supplies
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"I'm fucking tired of the fucking bitch of a staff and workload of public schools"
"In Sudbury schools you can do whatever the fuck you want"
"Oh shit really?"
"Yeah dude. It's awesome"
"In Sudbury schools you can do whatever the fuck you want"
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"Yeah dude. It's awesome"
by AutismoTheGrande October 19, 2017
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by Fjffidf October 21, 2019
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Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
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Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
by TaddyRae January 31, 2022
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