An uneducated, poorly trained policeman who is stationed at a middle or high school. These cops are often seen roaming around the hallways listening in on students conversation like that weird kid who wanders around you and your freinds until somebody sais something to them. When not roaming, they will most often be found in the office somewhere giving some lame threat to a kid who brought matches or a toy knife to school. Your principle, most likely, will often bring them up to try to scare large groups of kids. I think it is fair to say that these failures would only be useful in a school shooting.
Principle: And I swear to God, if we find any drugs, alcohol, lighters, or laser pointers in your backpacks. We will refer you to Officer _ _ _ _ _.
Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop
School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.
Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop
School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.
by NathanTheDankMan April 20, 2010
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Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.
Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.
Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.
Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.
Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!
Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!
Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!
by freshanon August 11, 2010
Get the School Diet mug.More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
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"I'm fucking tired of the fucking bitch of a staff and workload of public schools"
"In Sudbury schools you can do whatever the fuck you want"
"Oh shit really?"
"Yeah dude. It's awesome"
"In Sudbury schools you can do whatever the fuck you want"
"Oh shit really?"
"Yeah dude. It's awesome"
by AutismoTheGrande October 19, 2017
Get the sudbury school mug.A middle school located in Malden Ma, a little north of Boston, also known as salemHood, was once a level 1 school, they dumbed down a bit, and so did the kids, the high school class of 2021 and up that attend this school are nothing but wannabe hoes and stoners that think they're cool but really aren't.
As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.
This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.
This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
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