christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

christmas salad by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017

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Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

Cookie Salad by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

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cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

cracker salad by White-Boyz May 6, 2018

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pipe salad

When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.

“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “

pipe salad by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018

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dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

dumpling salad by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018

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Fresh salad

Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out

Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night

Fresh salad by Ass_eaters_anonymous May 22, 2018

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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

Potato Salad by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018

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